I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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