that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This house was built for laser tag.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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