It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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