we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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