There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
