You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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