I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Semen is not good for contacts.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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