How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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