I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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