I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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