Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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