Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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