u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
MIDGETS
????
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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