So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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