She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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