White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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