I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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