I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
what is it with giant penises always finding me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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