What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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