I think i peed on brittanys purse
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.