I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I smell stomach acid.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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