some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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