no. you can't hotbox the world.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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