Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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