Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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