Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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