Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You can't motorboat a personality
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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