I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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