im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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