Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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