There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I got her a Nickelback box set.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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