Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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