Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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