Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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