Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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