i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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