i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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