I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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