Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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