it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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