i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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