U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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