OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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