Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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