Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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