i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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