I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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