Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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