:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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You. Win. At. Life.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Randomize
