dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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