Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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