Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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