What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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