We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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