everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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