Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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