theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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